>You clicked on a link

dumbass 'emo' kid in his room

A young person stands in their bedroom. That is you. Your name is Noah Christopher. You spend your free time making STUPID SHIT ONLINE THAT NO ONE WILL READ, PAINTINGS THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT, and SHITTY EMO MUSIC THAT YOU CONSTANTLY TRY TO PASS OFF AS METALCORE EVEN THOUGH IT VERY WELL ISNT. What will you do?

> kys